Of course, we don’t really expect this to happen. However, Mr. Warren has left no room for any useful satirical speculation. He’s gone so far off the chart, one can only hope that, by some bizarre theological physics, he will circle back from the other direction and land back on the chart. Lord help us. Lord help Rick Warren.
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4 Zondervan will introduce the Harry Potter Study Bible. Come on, you knew this had to be coming. And you thought TNIV-2010 was something?
It’s got to happen some time. Just the law of averages.
6 6—TThe American Civil Liberties Union will come to the aid of street preachers as the 9th circuit—among other courts—declares street preaching to be a hate crime, making it illegal in most of
’s larger cities. When things are so messed up that you pray a Psalm 121 prayer and help comes from the Left, you know things are really messed up. America
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A brief, redemptive epilogue follows. Pastor Mark is then approached by the cable network Cinemax about